1. F.B.I.
Firm Believer In
Jesus
Explaining this shirt to a Moroccan could probably get me deported. Am I joking?
2. Rhinos
[picture of gray rhino with green ass and orange five-o'clock shadow]
Patrol
Urban Survival Squad
I don't know what one has to drink/smoke/inject to cause anal/facial discoloration, but I don't want it.
3. [Shawn Kemp Sonics jersey]
By the sheer laws of probability, it is a fifty-fifty chance that Shawn Kemp is the illegitimate father of the person I saw wearing that shirt.
4. Real Eyes
Real Lies
Real Lize
Respect.
5. Miss Thick Animals
[Picture of a dragon]
Would be better if the dragon was packing a badonkadonk.
6. [Bright pink collared shirt with Messi in the center. He is holding a sunflower.]
This one is gold cause you can tell that in the real picture he was initially holding a trophy.
7. Enjoy the beach and the fun with
Friends Baby Team
Enjoy it!!!
The funniest babies team
The mudir's son wears this pup at least once a week.
8. 19-0 The Perfect Season
New England Patriots
Super Bowl XLII Champions
Ok, so I've actually never seen this one...but it's on my wish list.
