Thursday, January 27, 2011

List of Favorite Shirts I Have Seen Over the Past Year or So

1. F.B.I.
Firm Believer In
Jesus

Explaining this shirt to a Moroccan could probably get me deported. Am I joking?


2. Rhinos
[picture of gray rhino with green ass and orange five-o'clock shadow]
Patrol
Urban Survival Squad

I don't know what one has to drink/smoke/inject to cause anal/facial discoloration, but I don't want it.


3. [Shawn Kemp Sonics jersey]

By the sheer laws of probability, it is a fifty-fifty chance that Shawn Kemp is the illegitimate father of the person I saw wearing that shirt.


4. Real Eyes
Real Lies
Real Lize

Respect.


5. Miss Thick Animals
[Picture of a dragon]

Would be better if the dragon was packing a badonkadonk.


6. [Bright pink collared shirt with Messi in the center. He is holding a sunflower.]

This one is gold cause you can tell that in the real picture he was initially holding a trophy.


7. Enjoy the beach and the fun with
Friends Baby Team
Enjoy it!!!
The funniest babies team

The mudir's son wears this pup at least once a week.


8. 19-0 The Perfect Season
New England Patriots
Super Bowl XLII Champions

Ok, so I've actually never seen this one...but it's on my wish list.