Now that the most ridiculous team in the tournament has been mathematically eliminated and await their final beating, I present my favorite facts about Portugal's grundle (sp?) towel.
- They have a player nicknamed "the People's Rooney"
- The team could not afford to book private time in a gym...so they trained in a public one...during normal working hours.
- Official sources say no players would ever try to defect.
- They threatened to ban the South Korean anthem and flag at a home game between the two teams so the match had to be moved to China.
- Their coach regularly communicates with Kim Jong-il for in-game advice
- This is done via advanced cell phone technology, invisible to the naked eye
- This technology was created by Kim Jong-il himself
- Kim Jong-il allegedly shot a 38under par his first time on the links.
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