Friday, June 18, 2010

Things I Just Learned Will Happen to You After Eating Pork

- your body will sprout boils
- you will become adulterous
- you will become apathetic
- you will not care if your spouse cheats on you (sexually specialized apathy)
- your cholesterol will rise


I would like to point out that the final item was billed as a secondary effect with less probability of occuring and little overall significance considering the primary conditions.

So yea, apparently pork is some crazy, demonic hybrid of weed, viagra and the plague.

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