I Wrote This Over a Month Ago and Never Put It Up. My B.

Quick Points on L3id.

- You know it's going to be a pretty odd day when it begins with a live, national broadcast of the Head of State praying and then slitting a pair of sheep's throats at the mosque's entrance.

- Last year I watched the sheep get slaughtered and whatnot, but mos def missed the grossest moment of all. Once the intestines are removed from the body's cavity, they must obviously be cleaned prior to consumption. This involves the glorious process of slicing them open, and then manually removing the massive amounts of doo doo inside. Seriously though, there's a lot of shit in there. Since I feasted at the mudir's place this year, not five minutes after the sheep was cut open we were surrounded by the resident pack of feral cats . Weary of a beating from the resident terrible-two aged toddler, these feline intruders held their positions around the carcass without risking too much...until the poo was unleashed. Suddenly, these mofos could not be restrained and were ravaging our poor sheep's dump fetus. Just another reason why cats suck.

Cats: Nothin' but a bunch of poopmunchers.