Monday, December 13, 2010

List of Strikes Against Me, Moroccan Perspective

-Occasionally eats day old bread instead of being hungry
-Cites constant diarrhea as reason for not reveling in salted, sun-dried intestines crawling with bugs and missing chunks to various street cats
-Does not slaughter sheep once per annum
-Chooses to live in this town
-Probably laces his inferior "lipton" tea with booze
-Is weary of throwing trash in open pit in the middle of town
-Grows weird facial hair because he is "too lazy." This is not funny.
-Does not conform to dress code (either jelaba, super-tight zipper laden jeans, track suit or dress shirt and pants)
-Is undoubtedly a CIA/FBI agent who does spy shit for the Army on the side

2 comments:

  1. Jeez Mendez u have a lot goin against u right there. Why don't u just don a tracksuit, gather a bunch of sheep in the middle of town, slaughter them, shave with your implement of slaughteration, throw out the unusable parts (if any) in the pit in the center of town, leave the intestines out in the sun for a while, eat them, and stop spying on everyone.

    U could at least try and fit in a little bit...

    (yes I realize this post is more than two months old)

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  2. yea, i guess i could fit in better

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