How do you turn a towel into sandpaper? Let your Moroccan mom wash it. I’d never thought I’d say it, but damn do I miss fabric softener.
So Tuesday was my first ever election day as a U.S. citizen and I spent the day living in a foreign country, not voting and bitching about the Electoral College. U-S-A, U-S-A!
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This blog has nothing to do with any government agency of any kind and represents my views and my views alone. Also, it is mostly sarcastic bantering bullshit.
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